Budgie Biscuit-Viagra or Cialis(Evolved from the slang budgie smugglers, meaning men's swimming attire which keeps your budgie (penis) safe from ocean or pool wildlife.) Antechinus Mode-A man in a state where the only priority is getting sex.(An Antechinus is small marsupial that looks like a mouse with a long nose. At 1 year of age the males engage in a multi-week sex frenzy until they literally starve to death. Bloody Aussie champions.) Barry from accounting-Average guy, a bit dull in personality but generally a nice bloke, but not much excitement in his life. Butter my toast-Validate me.(By giving a me complement or backing up my opinion or having sex with me.) Bouncing like a rubber mallet-Very excited about something.(Very enthusiastic or is coming up on ecstacy or cocaine.) Budgie Wrangler-Prostitute. (Budgie is slang for a penis and a wrangler is some one who controls wild animals.) Can't catch a chicken-Describes a vegetarian(Vegetarians don't eat meat for 1) ethical 2) financial reasons 3) taste 4) Cause they are shit hunters and fisherman.) Can't say no to a biscuit-Means you cannot miss an opportunity.(Opportunity for eating actual edible biscuits or Budgie Biscuits (Viagra) or Disco Biscuits (Ecstasy). Biscuits or bikkies also refers to money. Also relates to men never turning down sex.) Bundaberg (Bundy) Shuffle-Drunk Australian man dancing.(Relates to Bunderberg Rum and the inability of Aussie men to dance even when drunk.) Chatters like a coked up cockie-Talks to much(An Austalian parrot - the Cockatoo makes a lot of noise but doesn't say anything sensible. A person talks incessantly - usually unnecessarily.) Emu Knees-Things are backwards(Something is the wrong way around - emu knees bend in the opposite direction.) A Bradbury-Come from behind to win unexpectedly.(Refers to the Aussie Ice Speed Skating Gold Medalist who won the final when all his competitors fell over each other.) Drunken Seaman-So drunk that you can't get an erection(Awesome name for a boat.) Faster than chicken lips-Very Fast(So fast you can't see them. Excelent meal choice for vegetarians.) Got a frill neck lizzard-Uncircumsized man(Extra skin around the head of the Frill neck lizard relates to still attached foreskin on the natural guys.) Knuckle F_cker-Masturbator(Just add "u" and this is self explanatory.) Join the rusty budgie club-Getting married.(When your budgie(penis) goes rusty because you don't get as much sex once you are married (generally).) Gone Chopper Read-Are you deaf?(Famous Aussie Hitman Mark (Chopper) Read had his ears cut off.) Got his nads nailed to the door-Wife or girlfriend is upset with her man being out with his mates and having a good time.(Nads are testicles, very unpleasant situation and often leads to divorce.) Got his toungue in his eye-Was really cocky/over confident about doing something then completely f_ucked it up.(No more to be said). Plonk Jockey-Drunkard(Especially on cheap alcohol probably port or other wine). Harder to find than a Tassy Tiger-A rare thing or situation.(Tasmanian Tiger is a thought to be extinct Australian marsupial from Tasmania.) He delivers frozen yoghert-Premature ejaculator(His sperm did not have to time to warm up and can result in sperm being found on the the ladies 1) belly 2) leg or 3) chin in extreme cases.) Banging on a budgie biscuit-Sex aided via Viagra/Cialis.(Sex with chemical aid for Erectile disfunction or for greedy men in "Antechinus mode".) Did a heartlidge-Put in an poor effort then gave up.(Due to being a weak minded person.) He's got a dodgy battery-He's lazy(Euphemism for a f_cken slacker. Not a team player usually with a shitty excuse.) He's got duck knuckles-Can't catch(No idea where this came from, it is possible that it was just made up at the time of writing.) He's made of chalk-Doesn't work or play when its raining(Chalk doesn't work when it's wet.) His Bolivian won't march(Erectile disfunction due to cocaine consumption,Bolivian Marching Powder - cocaine.) His wizard has gone for work experience-Losing his virginity(Wizard (penis) needs action with someone else for a change.) Loose on the turps-Someone who is a liability when they drink.(Turpentine is alcohol used to clean paint brushes.) It's like the day of the dying dogs-Someone is depressed(Dead dogs make people sad.) It's a seagull in sneakers-(Way of saying it's unnecessary,Nothing to add.) Half Cut-Reasonably drunk(Cut means drunk - not sure of the origin.) He's evaporating-He doesn't have an alcoholic drink.(Bad manners if you are the host.) His tail is longer than Skippy's-He's an exagerator(Skippy was a famous Australian Kangaroo on a childrens TV show in the 1980s who could fly helicopters and communicate with a child to generally save the day.) Artificial Enthusiam-Ecstasy or Cocaine(They give you some motivation for anything.) A brown trout-Something of poor quality.(A comparison - something that is a being compared to a turd.) I think Nana's on crack-The wife or girlfriend is upset(Euphemism to describe the wife or girlfriend when a man doesn't understand why they are behaving irrationally, with included plausable deniability if you are overheard.) In search of a Nullabor Desert Chicken-No chance of finding somebody or something (No such thing as a Nullabor Desert Chicken.) Spanner Water-Extremely cold-Feels like being hit in the testicles with a spanner.) A little stabby-Person who is upset(Possibly first used by Randy Feltface an exceptional Australian comedy puppet.) Got a wobble on, Currently drunk (adult) or about to break down and cry (child).(Self explanetary.) It's all beaks and eyebrows-Means you don't know what your getting(Relates to chicken McNuggets and the questionable ingredients.) Jelly helmet-Useless person(Jelly made into a helmet is f_cken useless.) Leaving the rusty budgie club-Getting divorced(The rust is coming off and that bird is about to fly............) Left his package at the post office-Unreliable or forgetful person(Forgot where I was going with this one.) Like following a dieing canary-(The leader or boss has no idea what they are doing(Relates to canaries in mines, a boss or leader that continues on with something when all signs are saying stop. Got qualification/license in the weetbix cereal packet.) Loose as a drunken one armed monkey,Unpredictable and a liability,Every guy that gets loose on the turps(drunk man). Lower the wombat lollies-Action of low morals(Wombat lollies are wombat testicles, and that scrotum drags on the ground. (Unforgivable like sleeping with you mates girlfriend or insulting his dog). My dingo is hunting babies-I'm hungry(Very poor taste, relates to the case of a baby Azaria Chambelain in the 80s who was (possibly) eaten by a dingo.) Needs a kick in the side of the knee-Person who is full of themselves and needs to be brought back to reality(Tall poppy who thinks he is better than you and needs a good pruning.) Needs a biscuit-Skinny or needs an opportunity(A biscuit can be food - opportunity - money (bikkies) or drugs (ecstacy or viagra) children when at the beach (shark biscuits).) Out chasing pineapples-Gone to work(Aussie $50 note is yellow like a pineapple.) Parked her platupus-She's got a boyfriend or husband(Platupus is a retarded Australian mammal that doesn't know if it is a hairy duck fish or a wallaby. Lives in small confined ponds or creeks. Aussie slip slop-An Australian slang version of hip-hop.(Slip Slop Slap - came from a well known TV commercial about wearing sunscreen in the 1980's.) Choke a chocolate bunny-Taking a poo.(Use your imagination.) Bin chicken-Ibis bird(Known for always sifting through bins for garbage.) Pigeon tickler-Weirdo person who gives you an uncomfortable feeling.(Maybe a rock spider(Pedo), or is just so fuckin weird you tell the horror stories to the kids about him so they stay away.) Salt water platupus-Female Australian traveller,The common platapus lives only in freshwater in Srtalya (Australia).) She's scared a cockatoo-Desperate for a boyfriend or husband(Desperation makes the men stay clear of these type women. They are known to DTR (Define This Relationship) on the first date.) She won't mow the lawn-She has hairy armpits or legs.(She might be very liberal, lazy or the other L that wears a wife beater (singlet).) She is Ned Kelly's mother-A parent that has no control over their kids, Relates to the mother Aussie bush ranger folk hero Ned Kelly who got his brothers together to invent body armour, and bikie shoot outs and probably drug dealing). Accidently step on it's neck-Thinking about putting your pet, livestock or annoying person down.(What Australian men think about when confronted with stupid bosses or your friends annoying children or pets.) They are all biscuits and no bones-A person with a lack of discipline, Addicted to either 1)food 2)drugs 3)porn 4)video games 5)sleep 6)bludging(doing f_ck all) sometimes a combination - person who lacks backbone.) A wife beater-Famous Australian singlet attire.(Popular with truck drivers, surfers and lesbians.) Tripped on a trough lollie-Man that urinates all over the place sometimes on the seat(In the urinals the ice lollie (sweet) looking things are trough lollies. Excuse for having a loose aim.) Turn left in Parramatta-It doesn't matter.(Rhyming slang for It doesn't matter.) It's a seagull in sneakers-It's unnecessary. Urban penguin-Bartender usually at the RSL, Black and white uniform. Like a sparkie with a hammer-He's got no idea what he is doing(Sparkie is an electrician and a hammer is the last tool he uses before he gets electrocuted.) Budgie Butter-Sperm(Budgie is slang for a penis, butter is the sperm.) Put it in the chuckle bucket-Save that joke for telling friends later.(When you hear something funny and you need to remember it to tell your friends. Also validation for a good joke.) Necked it like a bloody champion-Drank booze really fast(Necking is drinking, and a bloody champion is someone who does awesome things and is generally a good bloke or sheila like Steve Irwin Jim Jeffries, Randy Feltface.) Works like a frozen spoon on a half a mongrel-Its very effective halt to a arising situation(Half a mongrel is a semi-erection working its way to full and being hit with a very cold spoon is an effective way of changing the direction of a situation.) A bearded dragon-The wife or girlfriend who doesn't like any of her boyfriend/husbands mates.(An angry Australian lizard.) Nice shoes love-A compliment you give a woman, gay man or transvestite before asking for sex.(Technique using good manners to ask for intimate relations.)

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